I don't have any witty lines to match that, but I thought I'd share a short snippet from LOVE ON TAP. Hope you enjoy it!
Betty shrugged. “No girl anywhere would turn you away—except maybe her.” She motioned to Paula. “All she does is work.”
Tyne rolled his eyes, but let it slide. He went back to helping Ian.
Paula had heard it before. Often. Even though Jason tempted her, it had been a while since she entertained the thought of herself with a man. She’d pictured herself as a work horse for so long, she couldn’t think of herself as sexy anymore. Alex had loved her curves and cockiness. She had a sharp tongue and a temper, but she’d put everything under wraps when he died. Literally. People would be surprised she had a figure under her chef coat and drawstring pants.